Tag: Parents
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8 Things that Made My Week (or last two weeks if you’re being technical)
This is basically the post where you realize I have a shopping problem, in case you didn’t know already. 1. My boyfriend and I went to Stillwater to celebrate our one year anniversary. I think our thought was that we were going to be all fancy. Then we realized we’re 23 and broke and we…
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Childhood Throwback Part Threeeeeeee…
From when I first could form semi-intelligible words until I was about ten I did a strange thing. Whenever I was focused or concentrating on something, I would emit a sound that sounded like, “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” I was basically the human equivalent of a smoke detector you can’t get to turn off, no matter how many…
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Childhood Throwback Part II
Obviously I wrote this one before someone actually agreed to date me (I’m as shocked as you are): “Everyone does weird shit when they’re a little kid and don’t know any better. Or even when they do know better and just choose to rebel against society’s (their parent/guardian’s rules). Seriously, EVERYONE does. So don’t try…
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Nine Signs You Might Be a Cop’s Kid
You spent your childhood hiding behind hay bales while a search and rescue dog followed your scent on toilet paper and tried to find you. Except he took so long you ate the dog treat that was supposed to be his reward. It didn’t taste nearly as good as it smelled. You like to kill…
Babbling Brooks 