Not only does this weekend mark my first day off in three weeks, it also brings with it a party to celebrate my birthday (yes, all hope is not yet lost, there will be celebration!) and my gaining of an abode that is not the guest room in my parent’s house. As I assume there will be a lot of drinking, I know it is inevitable that the other, drunker side of myself will make an appearance. She is an adorable, fun version, but she is also destructive and doesn’t always seem to understand how humans work. So, along those lines, I leave you with my 11 examples of how drunk me is less like a 23 year old human, and more like a 1 year old rambunctious Labrador:

1. She gets into everything she’s not supposed to, especially chocolate.
2. After she eats this chocolate, she throws it up and stains the carpet.
3. She loves to cuddle with anything with a heartbeat.
4. She pouts on the floor and whines.
5. She runs around in circles throughout the house and doesn’t seem to ever get tired of it.
6. She’ll fetch almost anything you ask her to.
7. She is easily amused, but has the attention span of a squirrel with memory loss.
8. She has a strange obsession with squirrels.
9. When it is time for bed, she’ll switch her position and where she decides to sleep about twelve times in the night, before eventually demanding she wants to go outside for a while because she can’t sleep.
10. While outside, she has to be watched carefully so she doesn’t wander into the road and get hit by a car, because she doesn’t understand how traffic works.
11. Despite all of this, she’s frickin’ adorable and has pretty soft ears.